The first Happy Meal wasn’t sold—it was handed out… and kids vanished. In the late 1890s, county fairs across the Midwest were visited by a drifter in a dark red suit with a painted grin too wide to feel friendly. He ran a small tent with a hand-painted sign: “Happy Meal.”
Children were let in for free and given a red box with a yellow emblem—food, a wooden toy, and a rule card that always ended the same way: “Come back tomorrow.” Then names started disappearing from school rolls. When the law searched the wagon, there was no food or cash—only crates of red paint, yellow cloth, and stacks of identical unused boxes. Years later, an advertising firm bought an old fair poster and copied the colors, the box, and the smile. (Fictional/alternate-history horror.)
