It's time I came out of the closet, officially, as a(n) (ab)user of 'bout and 'cuz.
I don't even know what this self-revealing impulse is all about because I feel no actual shame here.
I do know that this is just the way I was built.
A a conversationalist here, on Earth v.867-5309.
So yeah.
That's what I gag on in this recording...
inside this "born-this-way" monster I've stitched together.
You dare to call me, I'm sorry, "telephone", me... with that poker face you're wearing.
Go ahead.
Do it.
Just do it...
I double-exclamation-point-dare you!!
DoUhave.aPoint?
Episode 29 of 53
