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It's still February right?

I would hate to think I've let this thing get all the way through a month with zero activity. So to the eleventh hour we go, quite literally.

I get that I stall out some times. It can happen.

As such, I can live with the appropriate descriptions, of which many options, accurate options, are available including:

Pointless.

Apathetic.

Neglected.

Discarded.

Abandoned.

Meandering.

Immature.

Nonsensical.

Trainwreck.

Shameful.

... but no way will I be known as the guy who took an entire month off! Neaux whey.

Are you being serious here? This is the USA.

Unless there's a bill being generated for some insurance company's benefit because of my nervous breakdown or sex addiction or gambling compulsion or heroin habit - then absolutely no complete months will be taken off. Get back to work already!

Should, however, you be afflicted by any of the above conditions (or any of 37,218 more "conditions"), we'll gladly let you chillax in our destressing igloos for as many months as it takes to chillax your ass out... or until you've hit your policy limits. Cool? Cool.

Now sit back now while I get your meds ready...

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