First, what if you were thrust into a circumstance that demanded of you a decision be made in the next 30 seconds that could never be undone.
Meaning there will be only one fruit now available, but it's up to you to decide which one... and you're to do so in the next 30 seconds. 29. 28.
What if #2 - pencils?
What if #3 - asks what, if any, moral obligations did you "acquire/sign up for" when you manifested here on 867-5309.Earth in that fetching meatsuit of yours?
That What If? #3 is a bit of a "Rick-pickle-of-a-What-If?" to chew on... I agree with you there.
Ergo the #2 pencils... amirite?
But take a bite out of this monkey's digit we must since I'm now all out of oranges.
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