Description

In this recording:

1. I crumble under the pressure of an imaginary red-wine-on-white-carpet-moment.
2. I eventually slather my way through a mispronunciation of splatter.
3. At some point I feel compelled to one-up my 15 year old virgin self.
4. After which, on full display my terrible basketball skills are.
5. And then it's all downhill.

If I were to bottom-line this recording in no more than 19 characters (including spaces) it might look something like this:

• Endurance 2B Tested

And those are just the listenable parts - the rest of it -omg. OMG!

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• Episode 29 of 53