What's that cliche about only getting one chance to make a first impression? Ha!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... yeah. Ok.
While I try not to speak with my mouth full of Pluots, June's laboratoryengineeredmostlytastelessbutstilllookslikerealfruit food of the month, I offer you this podcast recording to digest poorly instead.
It's my 161st attempt at making a not-that-alarming-but-still-don't-stick-your-fingers-inside-the-habitrail-first-impression as counter-evidence to the very notion of spacetime you think exists in our shared linear reality.
Do you accept my offer?
If you feel this wasn't quite the rebooted origin back story solo character prequel sequel you would camp overnight to watch again yesterday, well... don't mope 'til ya lose hope in the Pope ya dope!
Instead, go get yourself an Orange Crush and some Ju-Ju-Bees from the 24 hour market down the street and by the time you hear 'em knockin' at the window, IAMF v162 will be up and ready for you to finish off!
DoUhave.aPoint
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