Dear Aliens, the time to invade is now. Don’t wait. There couldn’t be a better time. Our president is two sheets to the wind. This might be the only time you’d invade that you wouldn’t be interested in saying “take me to your leader.” If Biden saw you coming he’d probably invite you to have ice cream and talk about alley cats. And you better get busy. If Biden isn’t reelected, which it looks like he won’t be, then you got less than 7 months to make it happen. You’ll face stiff competition from all of our global enemies and frenemies. Russia, China, North Korea, all would like a piece. Congress has been slowly informing Americans of all your UFOs lately. We know you're out there. Given what we just saw at the debate, Americans would welcome any intelligent life. Seriously, we need some level of intelligence. And I bet if you got on TikTok or Instagram and started showing off your aliens clothes you could have all of Gen Z on your side.
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