Last night, we revisited a 90s kids' classic—3 Ninjas! But let’s be real… where was the dad in all of this? And was there any actual karate happening, or was it just a lot of dramatic yelling and slow-motion flips? We break down the nostalgia, the questionable parenting choices, and why grandpa was the only one taking martial arts seriously, kinda. Grab your jelly beans and prepare for some "Rocky loves Emily!" energy as we dive into this childhood favorite (or fever dream?).