This week on Last Night We Watched, we’re loading up on one-liners, explosions, and pure ‘80s action insanity as we take on Commando (1985)! Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as John Matrix, a retired special forces badass who tears through an army of goons to rescue his kidnapped daughter. Subtle? No. Ridiculous? Absolutely. Entertaining? Oh, you bet your last rocket launcher it is.
Join us as we break down the epic body count, over-the-top villains, and the sheer power of Arnold carrying an entire tree on his shoulder. Plus, we ask the important questions: Why does no one reload? How many muscles does it take to defeat a dictator? And is this the most dad-core action movie of all time?
