Hello, hello! Welcome one and all to this week's sweaty episode of Latchkey Murder Club! Julie tells us the tale of a military school head master who hates the idea of change and being wrong so much he kills someone with a cannon! To his greatest chagrin our bestie, Columbo is on the case and he can see a sweaty murderer at 50 yards so it's just a matter of time. Grab some Cool Ranch Doritos and some Crystal Light and give us a listen, won't you?