This is an open invitation to Nickelback frontman Chad Kroger: come catch these hands you punk. Meet me at the Fargher Lakehouse parking lot at seven pm. I'm there every day because I smoke black and milds with these guys I met there that aren't gay. Come feel the wrath of a true feral hog or succumb to the embrace of cowardice. Show up ready to throw down because I scrap like an absolute goblin. My balls are in your court.
