This week, the Movie Gumshoes crack open a cold case, literally. We’re diving into Warner Brothers and Bong Joon Ho’s sci-fi snow globe starring Robert Pattinson, Mickey 17, where a disposable employee is sent to colonize the frozen wasteland of Niflheim. He dies. He respawns. He keeps dying. Rinse, regenerate, repeat. But with each reboot, the real mystery grows: why does this movie feel like it should’ve been tossed in the incinerator with the rest of 2025’s cinematic clones?
