This week we learned Stephanie now has SIX cats, officially making her a crazy cat lady. Stephanie goes car shopping with our father, who menaces the car salesman with a billy club-sized flashlight. Tracey demonstrates a new medical device and discovers a product that may help strengthen his sphincter muscles. We vent about how much society is full of assholes flexing on other assholes. Random kids show up at a birthday party, which pisses us off. We close by agreeing ALL weddings suck, are a waste of money, and mean nothing to anyone.