The cold weather is getting to everyone..... And it made us decide to join a cult? Yeah, you read that right. The gang is all here this week, and the Iowa caucus results are in, so we had to discuss our impending doom. Who knew a gelato-making man might be the best chance we have? To no one's surprise, the Ohio police department screwed the pooch pretty badly this week, and the boys sounded off accordingly. We remember the pain and utter despair this NFL Wild Card Week brought, and the would is still fresh. We've got a hotline call and our weekly update from our main man, Chef, just waiting in the weeds of Episode 28.