"When I was a young boy My father logged me into YouTube To see a vlogging man He said, 'Son, when you grow up Would you be the streamer of the broken The beaten and the damned?' He said, 'Will you defeat them? Your lurkers, and all the non-subscribers The plans that they have made?' 'Because one day, I'll leave you a webcam To record you in the summer To join the Kick parade'"
