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From ancient aliens to antihistamines, this episode has everything: scientific “facts,” savage comment replies, and a questionable honey-related trauma.
🫐 Blueberries, broccoli & bollocks
🐊 Crocodiles older than trees?
🧠 Massive brains and microwave myths
🧴 Vaseline up your nostrils (yes, really)
💊 Hayfever injections & GP battles
📚 Aztecs, pyramids & wild conspiracies
🍯 Childhood honey trauma (trigger warning)
Plus, why Tessie gets a haircut, Louise wants a PhD just for the title “Doctor,” and Louise teaches us the price of bee labour. 💌
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