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In this episode, Shane’s prepping for his first wrestling match (and covering bruises with fake tan), Louise takes a wrestling crash course (with some creative guesses), and Tessie’s on a mission to find Hugo’s missing balls.
Plus, there’s toenail trauma, lizard-like regeneration, and a few “OnlyFans” business ideas gone very, very wrong.
🩰 Socks & Crocs—an underrated combo?
🥊 Wrestling bruises & botched fake tan cover-ups
🤼♀️ Shane teaches Louise the basics of wrestling (badly)
🦎 Shane’s “lizard toe” incident you’ll wish you could unhear
💅 Nose waxing disasters before the big day
🐶 Tessie’s accidental car horn hijinks
😂 The secret behind Shane’s wedding day makeup
💡 Future plans: wrestling villains, new moves & mid-30s survival
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