A sapphic speedrun. A bonnet. A salmon dinner. What started as a nail date turned into an unsolicited love confession and a 15-hour lesbian hostage situation. Today on Stirring the Plot Podcast, your host Dayna J. Francois sits down to tell the unhinged story of Insta Wife, a misadventure in queer dating that started with nail polish and ended with emotional whiplash. From bonnet sleepovers to salmon dinners and the illusion of instant intimacy, Dayna is unpacking the U-Haul lesbian stereotype and asking: what does it really mean when someone brings softness… but forgets boundaries? In Episode 15, Dayna dives into queer intimacy, emotional urgency, U-Haul culture, and the myth of instant connection. Sometimes it’s not romance... it’s projection. Sometimes softness is a weapon. And sometimes the story isn’t about love… it’s about the red flag you ignored for content. This one is personal. And funny. And poetic. And chaotic. Just the way we like it. So light a candle. Pour a glass. Let’s stir the plot.
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