This week the Satirists jump through allegorical hoops as John Carter jumps his way across Barsoom (that’s Mars, folks) and burrows his way into our hearts. The real villains are the men who work behind the scenes, though, who may have a connection to the Illuminati? Listen in to hear their idea for a rewrite of this science fantasy mess, in which the Satirists cast Princess Dejah as the protagonist and imagine the adventures she would have and hijinks she would get into on Jarsoom (that’s Earth, try to keep up).
