This week your faithful Satirists cover some good old vampy fun in their discussion of Queen of the Damned, a movie stuck in that early 2000’s spooky goth, sad vampire phase. We all know that eternity is lonely, and it’s hard to get to know humans if you must feed on them for sustenance. There’s no one who can appreciate how brooding and cool and sexy you are. Whoa is Lestat! Listen in to hear the Satirists, and their special guest, talk about the narcissism of immortality, how not to be a lonely vampire, funerial venn diagrams, and goth pants made of straps.