- Ding dong, the witch is a lich! (The queen is publicly “dead”)
- Lawd of Dem Rangz will bring a new great depression.
- Artemis launch failed, because no one's going anywhere outside the firmament.
- High octane SADS retardation.
- Canadian stroke master blue-balls nation due to natural causes.
- Corpses containing creepy clots crop conspiracies.
