*to the tune of We Didn't Start The Fire*
Michael Keaton's here to stay
In a Raymond Carver play
Edward Norton going meta in this onstage show
All in one shot, so it seems
Dashed and damned artistic dreams
And there's Galifankankis, as if you didn't know
Close the curtains, quick now
Certain there's a sick crowd
Loving this implosion of the path this man has chosen
Why we gotta be so mean, critics hog the big screen
And the boards and literati, Riggan's gonna try fly
Watch the Birdman go higher
Floating on and cruising from his own delusion
Pals gonna be inspired
Cos this movie's rooting and it's also tootin
