(To the tune of the Australian National Anthem)
Odysseus led quite the course
He sailed to foreign lands
He hid inside a wooden horse
While his men shit their pants
They shit and shit and shit and shit
Their pants were filled to burst
Would they say that it was worth it
Or they were darkly cursed?
That horse was filled with so much shit
It's aaaaaaa prettttttty good prraaaaaaaank!
