Now, this is a story all about how Galinda's actually Glinda now
And we're talking bout Wicked
Massive hit of the year
So take a break from all your worries and lend us an ear
On the stages of Broadway, born and raised
Where this musical originated back in the days
Of George Bush, Usher and low-rise jeans
It sure was a hit of grandiloquent means
Elphaba's green, and people are mean
"What's up with that?" I suppose you might scream
Well it's a metaphor, stupid, for prejudiced people
And how rejecting diversity can be terribly lethal
Wicked Wicked Wicked, what a crazy little movie
Chic-a chic-a chic-a, scooby dooby dooby
