This week on The Blonde Hour, I’m giving you all the life updates first—because YES, your girl saw not one but twomovies (The Accountant 2 and Warfare) and honestly? Both slapped. I also hit up a neighborhood garage sale and walked away a changed woman (and maybe with someone’s old picture frame, don’t judge). Work has been amazing, the vibes are vibing, and for once—I’ve got nothing to complain about. We love a peaceful queen era.
Then we dive into The Blonde Report, your six-stop rollercoaster of wild news, unexpected inspiration, and random facts you didn’t know you needed:
- Body & Brain: A paralyzed man is literally typing with his thoughts thanks to Neuralink. We’re officially in sci-fi territory and my brain hurts just thinking about it (pun intended).
- Latest Tea: Selena Gomez went to prom. At a mall. In 2025. With a limo, cheesy photos and Benny Blanco. It’s giving teen movie realness, and I’m so here for it.
- Our Planet: Scientists discovered a completely new color called “olo.” A blue-green you've never seen, can't describe, and now desperately want in nail polish.
- Near & Dear: Darren Awol was told he’d never walk again after being shot—but now, he’s taking on the London Marathon. With elbow crutches, a wheelchair, and pure determination, he’s redefining resilience. Grab tissues.
- Duh Sports: The NFL Draft wasn’t just picks and plays—it was dads crying, surprise proposals, and heartfelt moments that tackled our emotions harder than any linebacker.
- Extra Dose: Rockalina, a 50-year-old box turtle, was just returned to the wild after decades as a pet—and her little turtle toes finally touched grass. We love a soft, slow girl era.
This whole episode is a reminder that no matter where you’re at, or how weird life feels—don’t give up. Not on yourself, not on others, not even on that garage sale lamp you think might be haunted. Keep showing up. Keep turning the page. You’ve got this.
XOXO MOLLS
