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Title: When Elves Attack
Author: Tim Dorsey
Narrator: Oliver Wyman
Format: Unabridged
Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins
Language: English
Release date: 10-25-11
Publisher: HarperAudio
Genres: Fiction, Contemporary
Summary:
Im dreaming of a Serge Christmas...
Palm trees with twinkle lights...
Santas big belly protruding over a neon Speedo....
Its ho, ho, ho time in this hilarious and wacky Florida holiday tale, featuring bighearted psychopath Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman. Like Santa, Serge knows whos been naughty and whos been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, he is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents.
But before that, its all a big free-range Christmas office party, where Serge will be spreading his special cheer. And theres that last-minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves - they bite). While youre there, skip the lame photo on Santas lap - Serge will give you a lap ride youll never forget. As for that addled elf Coleman, theres nothing like a white Christmas. Let it snow!
So grab a six-pack, spike the eggnog, and hit the dunes on the beach as Serge and Coleman roast some nuts on an open fire and prove that reindeer really do know how to fly!
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