Noah and Alyssa start the show with a pre production meeting caught on camera
Then Alyssa tells a story about meeting a cool bassist and why NYC rules
Noah tells a story about a brutal heckler and performing at 2 NYC bar shows this week
Alyssa tells a story about a show without enough chairs
Alyssa tells a story about a weird waiter and overhearing a date
Noah and Alyssa discuss the price of happy hour wine
(25:00) Noah tells a story about Using an iPad with keyboard attached CONTROVERSY
Alyssa challenges Noah to look up his screen time
Alyssa and Noah discuss the most boring cartoon on earth Al Roker's weather hunters
Noah tells his devastating story about meeting Al Roker and a devastatingly awkward CRAB HAND
With a CRAB CLAW REACTION
Noah tries to discuss Katie Porter Alyssa isn't interested
Noah discusses fights at the gym
Noah and Alyssa discuss how Alyssa's new diss of Noah — calling him Joe Rogan
Noah tells the story of seeing the dermatologist because he was forced by Alyssa