5 Headlines/Facts about Eric Gruosso, by Eric Gruosso:
Bald, Chubby, Yet Still Somehow Slightly Handsome
Perfect Balance of Extreme Health and Self-Destructive Behavior
Self-Deprecating, Overbearingly Sarcastic, Politically Incorrect, Loves Pushing Boundaries with Raunchy Humor
Great Father, Decent Husband, Slight Underachiever Based on Huge Potential
Former Pothead Who Now Can't Take a Hit Without Calling an Ambulance
