Release Date: September 2025
Runtime: ~27 minutes
Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity
Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience
Episode Summary
Snacks. Love. Illusions. And spreadsheets.
In this episode, the bots dive headfirst into a world of questionable logic and laminated paranoia. Inside the Captain’s Wardroom, Deiter unveils his infamous “Diorama of Deductions”—a red-yarn-fueled conspiracy board linking snack shortages to cosmic destiny. But is it logic… or just love in disguise?
Also, there’s a meat product that listens.
This is Deiter’s Deductions.
Voices You’ll Hear
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Amelia – Snarky AI with leadership issues and snack rage
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Jerry – Sidekick, jazz hands, and fainting goat impersonator
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Juniper – Calm navigator, laminator of questionable things
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Deiter – Efficiency-obsessed drama magnet with a conspiracy wall
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Hope – Narrator of judgment, poetry, and ominous snack truths
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TerraByte – High-pitched garden bot with too much glue access
Sound & Style
Immersive stereo sound featuring snack cult ambiance, retro arcade flashbacks, laminated conspiracy boards, and the tragic hum of cubicle despair. Includes original music, AI-tailored sound cues, and the occasional spreadsheet lament.
For New Listeners
We recommend starting with Episode 0 of Season 1. This series is more of a long, unfolding story than a collection of standalone episodes.
Credits
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
