Bzzt... Bzzt... Have we tuned into the right station? This is Unwise Girls, and we're trying to deliver an unbiased message to anyone still surviving in the long days of The Lost Hero. Will you listen? If so, find out how Leo's brain is fucked (and we love him for it), the best ways to not technically murder people, the sad fate of Festus, which shady organization Hephaestus is part of, why we keep comparing this book to The Kane Chronicles, how brilliant every narrative decision in Piper's slow and painful betrayal is, and we even take the time to talk about the themes. Cultures! They change. Now, before we lose signal, it's very important that you kn-
Come back next week for The Lost Hero, ch. 33 to 36!
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Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147)