This deep dive explores Vince, a self-hosted web analytics solution designed to address the complexities and privacy concerns associated with traditional giants like Google Analytics. Vince offers a simple, zero-dependency, single-binary platform that prioritizes ease of use and immediate compliance with regulations such as GDPR and CCPA. Its core architectural principle is minimalism, eliminating the need for cookies and external databases, which significantly reduces the compliance burden and simplifies deployment and maintenance. Unlike more complex tools that require managing multiple software components, Vince bundles all its functionality into one executable file. This approach makes it particularly attractive for beginners to self-hosting or those tired of managing extensive infrastructure. The tool utilizes compressed roaring bitmaps with columnar storage for efficient data processing and rapid query speeds, all within a tracking script under one kilobyte to ensure no impact on website performance. While Vince focuses on core analytics features like page views, goal conversions, and custom events, it deliberately omits advanced enterprise features, reinforcing its mission for individual autonomy and control over data. The platform also allows for the creation of password-protected public dashboards for sharing insights without compromising security. Ultimately, Vince represents a strategic shift, enabling users to treat their analytics data as a controlled asset for growth, moving away from vendor lock-in and regulatory fear. The deep dive was supported by Safeserver, a provider of hosting for innovative software.