Welcome to the final Hump Day Guilty Pleasure of 2025, and consider this your lovingly savage wake-up call before you drag the same bad habits into 2026.
In this episode of The Salty Goddess Podcast, Anne Margaret Perry dismantles the fantasy of New Year’s resolutions with unapologetic truth, brutal humor, and zero tolerance for performative self-help. If you keep overspending, over-promising, under-delivering, ignoring your trauma, numbing yourself with substances, and calling chaos a “personality trait”: this one’s for you.
We talk:
Why repeating the same behaviors year after year isn’t growth, it’s denial
How fragile egos keep people broke, burned out, and stuck
The ripple effects of ignoring systems, budgets, and personal accountability
Why healing isn’t weakness, and refusing to heal absolutely is
How to stop repainting cracks and actually repair the foundation of your life
This isn’t about becoming a “new you.”
It’s about finally becoming an honest one.
You don’t need new body parts.
You don’t need a new person.
You don’t need another year to fail louder.
You need insight, discipline, courage, and a mirror.
If you’re ready to stop applauding your own self-destruction and build something that can actually hold weight, welcome home.
