Stacey's got diabetes, and her parents have gone off the fucking DEEP END. Stoneybrook is infiltrated by CIA agents posing as teen babysitters, and the girls of the BSC get a hasty education in corporate espionage. Meanwhile, Aoife tries to cook sweet potatoes, with very limited success. This episode is brought to you by Big Paediatric Endocrinology.
In this episode: we take a series of brave editorial stances; toddlers swearing at their spaghetti; how to tell when you've officially spent too much on socks; capitalism is hard, you guys; bad-girl signifiers and the corporate semiotics of bubblegum; Leisure Suit Larry and its deeply suspect age verification; how to look totes profesh, 1987-style; nobody understands Aoife; is your doctor sufficiently famous?; next-level snacking techniques; and which member of the BSC is the most foul-mouthed.
