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PRESIDENT TRUMP reportedly drinks a dozen Diet Cokes a day. What?!

Needless to say, between artificial sweetener, carbonation, and caramel coloring, we don’t recommend this for anyone! If President Trump can function on 5 to 6 hours of sleep a night and a regular routine of 3+ cases of diet soda a week, he’s clearly a genetic outlier.

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