Note: this episode is being released almost two months after it was recorded, so a few things that are referenced will not make sense chronologically, like Todd still living in Dallas and Kuyk not having a job. Today's episode involves Kuykendall recanting the story of the first official date of the podcast which was actually a double date. Todd is actually in town for this episode but quickly finds out that being a tromboner isn't the coolest, Kuyk has a "wardrobe" malfunction, Lauren gets called out for being interested in the bone skills, Kuykendall dates the episode with a Game of Thrones reference, even 3 year old iPhones take better photos and videos better than brand new Androids, Trump voice becomes multiple other presidents when you're on a comedy podcast, Lauren blows Todd's cover for actually loving Jameson, hungover Kuykendall might be your favorite Kuykendall, someone might have pissed that bed, DETHKLOK reference, puddle troubles, the gang stumbles upon the greatest prank of all time, Lauren makes disgusting sounds when Kuyk says "It'd be impolite to kiss and tell," Kuyk is actually a living legend in Nacogdoches, vape shots are nowhere near as fun as they seem to be, disgusting roast beef sandwich jokes abound, Kuykendall can't operate a calendar properly, shout out to mothers of Forney, Mitch doesn't know his Greek mythology - what a fucking nerd, we digress, Mitch shows off his dong notes, they actually say "K-Baby slays mad poon," Lauren's roommate is pretty possessive, what's your definition of "fancy" Italian? Nacogdoches digression number one million, small town politics are the best, pirate reference, if you send a pic of your dick from each side it's basically two different dicks, classy and fancy are definitely two different words that mean two completely different things, Kuyk doesn't wear socks to dates, Kuykendall stereotypes abound and live larger than life, there is a ridiculous amount of hate for Texas A&M in Kuyk's heart, the Brother's Kuykendall are basically the same person, Killer Queen is the best video game ever, never mansplain pinball on a date, cider dates are apparently a real and common thing, dates on a budget are still cool, Kuykendall's liver is literally the stuff of legend, back to the ridiculous stories of the Easter weekend that spawned this very podcast, the prodigal flip flops return to Kuyk's foot, when you work in an Irish bar the Jameson flows like water, Boozeman may not be the hero we wanted but he's definitely the hero we need, Todd tells a great not puking story, you gotta zamboni those spilled drinks, Todd's puke story isn't over, happy birthday to our favorite chiropractor bear, morning music drowns out sex noises, Kuykendall is ALWAYS prepared, Kuykendall figures out that he has become Lauren, the gang is proud that Kuyk didn't fuck up a pretty good thing, Letterkenny reference, Todd is more interested in being a nerd than being prepared, Todd gets drunk and pretentious, ALWAYS CARRY SOME MATCHES WITH YOU. E-mail us at redefinepodcast@gmail.com, get on our Facebook page, our Instagram, our SoundCloud and all that because we LOVE hearing from you guys!!!!
