in this week's episode, Wonder Woman joins us, reveals her secret identity, and tells her side of the double date story from last week's episode. This is one of the first episodes in which Todd was in Austin, but it took about two months to make it out on to the interwebs. Kuykendall fools everyone with where he's going with an awesome dad pun for the intro, Mitch nails an excellent Wonder Woman pun, Mitch draws yet another penis kind of, renewing your passport is fun, county is a bad bad word, visionaries and visionists are NOT the same thing, Mitch makes a ton of gauntlet noises, there's a lot of strange talk about situations, Todd references the unlimited pancake promotion at IHOP and how we witnessed someone eat 13 in a row, let's talk a lot about people's type, Todd's cheerleader joke dies in the water and Kuykendall tries to breathe some life back into it, don't get caught in the sarlacc pit, Rebecca turns out to be smart and independent, Todd kills it with he delayed "YUGE," Rebecca's ex's are pretty awful, Lauren proceeds to rip them to shreds, Kuykendall makes a decent Cowboys joke but no one laughs, Lauren's faces were far more entertaining than this episode, our favorite Italian word makes a comeback, the gang clearly isn't down for having kids early, but is single life really that interesting? Todd is so distraught that Mitch forgot his favorite schtick, we discuss how difficult dating is, Lauren becomes the armored champion of Rebecca and leads a crusade against shitty boyfriends, digression into Texas's ridiculous open carry laws, Kevin Costner's Prince of Thieves is an underrated documentary, Todd gets roasted so badly that he hangs up on his own podcast..... not really, Rebecca lays it out like it is and people are surprised by her actions, Kuykendall is underwhelmed by the sarlacc pit, WOW AN ACTUAL DISCUSSION OF MODERN MILLENNIAL DATING, Markmanson.net is a cool place, honesty is pretty cool, middle school dating was hilarious, seriously I'm so proud that we're still having a serious conversation about honesty and dating, getcher getchers, open carry makes an unfortunate resurgence, Rebecca gets the miracle question and dick pics come up YET AGAIN, a sarlacc pit is the ultimate defense to unsolicited dick pics, we digress, a cold hearted ice BITCH, Mitch and Kuyk's bromance becomes ridiculously apparent, Todd calls Lauren out for a blatant life, trash life is the best life to Kuykendall, Kuyk is incredibly identifiable, Kuykendall might be bigfoot, looking good Berry, Kuyk is so irresistible that people will LITERALLY RISK DEATH TO GO ON A DATE WITH HIM, but he definitely can't operate a calendar, and apparently he drinks a lot, check out our sweet Venn diagram, Rebecca doesn't like Kuyk's strongest characteristic, everyone learns a new vocabulary word, Kuyk slaps Mitch's bare ass, Like us on Facebook, interact with us on Twitter, check out our instagram, and email us at redefinepodcast@gmail.com
