This is the second installment of the gang talking about their on-again-off-again relationships in which Todd takes us on journeys to a far away place to tell us about the highlights and perils of a jet-setting romance. And just a heads up, of all the episodes we've produced so far, this is by far the whole gang's favorite episode, so look forward to that. (Side note: has anyone caught on to the correlation between the time that Texas bars close and the time that these episodes are posted? Shout out to our favorite bar manager, Jessie, for making this delay possible - Kuykendall) Alliteration is Kuyk’s favorite thing but no one else likes it, wear a shirt if you think you might be arrested in the near future, shout out to Todd’s parents, Todd can’t talk to pretty girls without getting dumb brain, cute and smart and right is all you need to be make Lauren happy, blinded by blue eyes, looking good Berry (one of our favorite jokes), Kuyk finally admits how sad of an existence he has, mad throwback to our favorite childhood literature, LPOTL reference, always look for the silver lining in any situation, random Spanish diatribe, Kuyk tries to commentate a Spanish rugby game but sucks really bad at it, nobody is on Kuyk’s reference level this episode, first date BJ’s are some of the best BJ’s, when did Todd ever stop being a dick though? Mitch enjoyed Fun Fun Fun Fest too much to interfere with Todd’s beej, Canadian parties are the best, sad somber moment, bringing flasks to bars is the coolest thing to do, apparently the cohosts of this program have a tendency to get kicked out of bars and concerts, not thinking about things is the best way to think about things, Todd goes on his first romantic rollercoaster ride, apparently being in the same time zone makes dating easier – who woulda thought? Todd’s story is MUCH happier than Kuyk’s and involves WAY more adventure, logistics are fucking hard to handle, why did Joleesa come back up? There’s a thin line between sad and funny, origin story for Todd’s hate for Jameson, Emirates needs to sponsor us for how hard Todd is plugging them, Todd makes his SFA counterparts proud by refusing to let the Jameson put him down, the drunk munchies strike at the absolute worst time, title drop, crackers and Jameson are the foundation for a healthy diet, drunken adventures at the milkshake factory, Todd’s words are just dripping with cheese right now, Kuyk makes weird noises, props to the people seeing it like it is, that first little text to your ex is a slippery slipper slope, the white trash is strong in Kuykendall, Amsterdam seems like a pretty good little romantic getaway, Todd throws his parents under the bus for his emotional baggage, the ladies love that cheesy movie shit, yes Todd – let the anger flow through you – go to the dark side of the force, love is awesome but it will totally fuck you up, Kuyk thinks that no one is special, Amsterdam trips are the absolute best, alcohol and strong emotions go together like Todd and Jameson, Todd has a problem with authority apparently, big fights make for really awkward train station trips, the gang discusses how society feels about showing emotions, it’s like a broken record when clearly defined boundaries make everything work better, Kuyk make’s Todd’s moment of realization into an astronomy joke, Invisibilia plug, Kuykendall takes a personal moment and makes it completely public, Lauren breaks her silence and comments on what she’s heard, we all learn how there are different types of on-and-off again relationships and get probably a little too much information from Kuykendall, Todd takes Kuykendall’s metaphor to an amazing place to finish out the episode.
