It’s ladies night on Redefine the Relationship, so we kicked Todd out for the week (actually he’s just busy and couldn’t call in) and added our friends Jackie and Jessie to talk about the kind of mind games that people play in relationships. Kuykendall gets childish with the introductions, Jackie and Jessie are indeed fully women, we talk about single AF for a bit, Kuyk is incredibly single, shout out to our favorite David, Tom is seriously the best boyfriend ever, Lauren actually made Kuyk into this meme, everyone’s guy friends are single AF too, everything would be easier with honesty – we sound like a broken record, your relationships are your friends’ relationships too! Guantelete is the Spanish word for gauntlet #TheMoreYouKnow, everybody poops, Rage Against The Machine/Audioslave plug, Lauren is NOT impressed with Kuyk’s sources, Houdini boyfriend could be pretty dope, Lauren is STILL NOT impressed, Jessie is changing to Lauren’s side, HOLY SHIT THEY STOLE OUR NAME!!!! Kuyk tries to salvage Antonio’s honor, let’s all be honest – we way overthink how quickly we respond to text messages, sociopaths are real – stay woke fam, BoJack Horseman plug, Jackie’s feeling herself, badly timed prostitute joke, don’t just stroke your date’s hand while eating, Kuyk’s renaming of some of these games just doesn’t work, Lauren might have abandonment issues…. Kuykendall hates the unicorn phenomenon, OG Facebook was SAVAGE, new Facebook is much more sensitive, how cool would it be Facebook gave you a coupon for ice cream when you break up? Jackie starts to open about some deep seeded feelings for her friends, SCISSORS ARE REAL, BREAKDOWN, Lauren is now a tugboat, Kuyk subconsciously thinks everyone is manipulating him, Lauren is REAL good at manipulating Ryan, making fun of Mitch for being an Android user, quick pros/cons of turning on your read receipts, cat videos > social interaction, 75 porn videos is kind of a lot, healthy relationship communication is not like manipulation, WE THROWING ALL THE SHADE AT OUR BUDDY RYAN, feigning ignorance, old school Dave Chappelle is still the best! Mitch has been manipulating our group text for YEARS, roast beef sandwich vajayjay jokes, Lauren hates Kuyk’s jokes, everybody is ganging up on Kuyk’s Raymond Barone voice, Kuyk is obsessed with swinging married couples at the moment, Lauren is flipping Kuyk off, we gotta make excuses because we can’t imagine anyone not liking Lauren, gas lighting and emotional manipulation gets REAL serious REAL quick, butt stuff jokes cuz that’s what we about, Mitch rubs his perfect relationship in all of our single faces, our bromance is the best despite whatever Lauren says, David Foster Wallace is the fucking man, the airport analogy is the best, bugaboo is not an offensive term, group unison “ewwww,” Mitch realizes that things are getting dark, Kuyk tanks a Pitch Black reference, people that always play the victim are pretty annoying, especially when they were the victim when they were 2 years old, Lauren is a cold blooded dickens, Jessie doesn’t like you – she just wants your money, Josh and Mitch’s bromance is getting ridiculous, Mitch is putting that work in at the gym, Kuyk is absolutely fumbling his references this episode, guys are so dumb and simple minded, shout out to my old friends and the St. James, Kuyk did NOT know who Jessie was talking about LOLZ, and now we’ve gotten to legitimate discussion, SERIOUSLY TOM IS SO AWESOME, back to more good advice and more meaningful discussion, Lauren is still all up for roasting Dr. Divorce.
