We are so pleased to get the gang together in Austin and present a little background about our extra special guest - Ella Anne Kociuba. Kirk gets a little special on the intros, he starts talking about the gan's trials in life in an attempt to relate to our guest, Kirk is REAL bad at math, that's why Mitch is the numbers man, Kirk tries to relate back to old podcast episodes with Lauren, Kirk makes a bad joke and Lauren makes it worse by explaining it, look out for John Michael Montgomery, Ella shares some of her weird Instagram DM stories, Todd wants to show off his toes, Todd is like SUPER famous now in the ATX music scene, algorithms are hard for everyone and it's ruining everything, it's hard to stop taking about ourselves, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Ella doesn't love tacos as much as T-Toddy, Kuykendall had a bad time with a burrito yesterday, Ella is clearly part of the gang cuz she's throwing shade at Kirk already, Scrubs reference, the gang discusses their bad food decisions, we all heard cannabis, quick nerd-off, hiberdating is a real thing, Mitch was a real lonely guy, WTF is BooBerry? Selfish people always suck, serious deep relationship talk, Kirk wants to try something new but didn't explain it well and everyone is super confused and it makes Kirk look REAL dumb, Mitch lights Kirk up bad, literally no one can every figure out why this happened to Lauren, Dallas Europa got pretty physical, Ella is all about the fan love, Ella is OG fitspo, Kirk spends WAY too much time on social media, Lauren is starting Dogbook - it's like Facebook but with more dogs, BREAK - go check out True Bromance, The Shoot Show, and Jacks of Trades podcasts on iTunes! We're back with more annoying jug noises, Ella comes from a badass background, the Kociubas are all badass, let's reinforce the Texas stereotypes, we all get schooled on equine sports, Best in Competition (BC) is BAE, all the great puns and giggles, everyone rips on Kuykendall and he just loves it, how DID we get on bullying?!? We all reminisce on naked country life, horse falls are NO JOKE, feet warmth is super important too, more Texas stereotypes, Kuykenranch life, decompression is gnarly, DEBRAH, details of the bionic leopard, "COMPLICATIONS," Ella would be recruited SO HARD to play rugby, shout out to the DARC Dames, Kirk confuses his non-SFA schools pretty easily, triathlons are BORING, Ellas was the perfect storm for success, the story is the most important part, storytelling is an underrated skill in all walks of life, we're such big podcast nerds, DEATH RACE not featuring Jason Stathum, DR gets EXPLICIT!!! Kirk confuses himself and takes everyone else down with him, Mitch makes the connection, YouMightDie.com, Rhabdo is no fun, Ella is great at impersonations, swamp thang, #Priorities, trench foot does not make for sexy foot photos, one last huge burn on Kirk, #Shame Outro music: Things of Earth -This Old Haunt
