The gang gets back from a birthday weekend spent drinking at BSR Cable Park and talks about their experiences in long distance relationships. Kuyk messes up the intro yet again, a discussion of possible alcoholism, we revisit the past and our middle school obsession with hackie sack, Mitch creates an herbivore in order to defend a woman's honor, Mitch learns a new fun term for not having a job, Kuyk whiffs a hug, SFA Rugby's suffers some serious shade, Mitch got them questions, Lauren does some typing, Todd "goes the distance," Mitch becomes DJ Khaled, Todd lays down the syntax law, Lauren has problems with complete sentences, Kuyk gets too literal, we get back to the Woods of SFA and Lauren's feelings don't matter, POWER CHUG for the laptop coming back to life featuring Sum 41, dick pic conversation #1, THE THROBBER, Kuyk is impressed with Lauren's logic and then Lauren still can't speak in complete sentences, bad grades are a red flag, Kuyk makes weird noises, the gang questions Kuyk's hygiene, #SPF100, like who really wants to live in Africa? Everyone is bad at making plans and communicating, let's talk about African amenities and Lion King, African parasites get a little crazy, Tom Brady returns, the parasites get lost in translation, cold poop is good poop, Todd becomes the worst roommate ever, Kuyk questions the wholesomeness of the program, Andrew Jackson was a great Continentalist, then chlamydia happened, STIs are hard to spell, the hippocratic oath doesn't cover cheating, Kuyk's immune system is on a rampage, Christopher Nolan reference, Tropic Thunder reference, STI testing makes your relationship REAL interesting REAL fast, percentages are hard, dick pic conversation #2, Africa's amenities are called back into question, transcontinental flashing is the best flashing, Todd reciprocates, dick pic conversation #3, imagine the bulge, Todd is not an amateur, Brett Farve comes onboard and sounds surprisingly like Tom Brady, Mitch has no game, Todd impersonates a girl...... badly, Snapchat is dodgeball, personalized nudey pics, stereotypes are called into question, Lauren's LARPing date resurfaces, selfie stick nudes, Laurensnaked.com, Lauren's nudes win cash prizes, Kuyk takes some relationship shrapnel, Tombstone reference, percentages are still hard, because sex, time zones are hard to navigate, ALWAYS HAVE MONEY ON YOUR SKYPE CARD, Kuyk tries to make percentages into a literary metaphor but does not succeed, keep me off your couch Mr. Freud, dick pic conversation #4, JoshIsNaked.com, doggie style exposes all sorts of things, Todd tanks Kuyk's metaphor, Lauren sets Kuyk up for an epic "D" joke,\ Like us on Facebook, comment here, subscribe on iTunes, and send us some email at RedefinePodcast@gmail.com
