On today's show:
- When will "Back-to-School" boot camp begin at Bill's house?
- Alyssa recaps her wild weekend of playing hostess to out-of-town guests
- Bill has anxiety about something in his life that begins tonight
- Group Therapy: Michelle is traumatized by something that is happening inside her house late at night
- Alyssa's College of Knowledge: another MGK edition!
- Are people getting sick of pumpkin spice??
- Kelly calls in because she got kicked out of a Costco. What have you been kicked out of?