Morgan and Bill had no issues getting to work this morning, so they were very surprised when schools cancelled and people were calling in describing how they were slipping and falling all over the place. Morgan heard about a Super Bowl-related "conspiracy" that might occur for a third straight year. We shared some winter hacks, and a few we've never heard of before. Bill wonders if it's weird that he's never been in his attic. Plus, Battle of the Burbs, Hollywood Dirt, and we played "Bop or Not" for Kidz Bop tickets!