Happy Valentine's Day! Even though Morgan and Bill aren't into it, Valentine's Day played a heavy part in today's show. Including....the woman who bought Valentine's Day cards for her kid to pass out and they turned out creepy, worst gifts you can give on Valentine's Day, and is it now attractive to have a cat or multiple cats if you're single?!? Also, Bill's wife Paula finally discovered why she has no storage left on her phone. The Cleveland Confessional featured Colby in Euclid who dazzled his girlfriend this past weekend but is on the verge of ruining her Valentine's Day. We played Battle of the Burbs....plus, is ANYONE actually planning anything romantic to do tonight or this weekend?? Finally, is the song "Flowers" by Miley Cyrus actually a response song to a Bruno Mars song from 10 years ago?!?