It was a very Monday-ish Monday, as Bill couldn't get into his parking garage and Morgan couldn't get into the actual building. The reasons why doom scrolling is bad for you and Bill would love to get another dog, and explains the reasons why he hasn't as of yet. Bill has to take his friend to the airport today, and he offers to do the same for you if you need a ride. "Am I The Bleephole?" was an anonymous caller who claims she's a Cleveland "influencer" and couldn't understand why a local restaurant didn't give her a discount. Should she have expected one? We have Wonderstruck tickets all this week for Battle of the Burbs! Is Bill's son Drew a potential kleptomaniac?!? And we get into the worst things your kid has done on summer vacation so far.
