Poor Democrats. I feel bad for them. Not that bad, though. Not that bad. The Democrats have this penchant, if you will, for gaslighting themselves.
They throw a spotlight on their weaknesses, on their weak points. Normally, you wouldn't see this. Right? You wouldn't see this normally. And it's nearly certain that individual Democrats probably can't perform as men.
So spare a moment of pity for Fang Fang and the personal cost of her dedication to her country. The party itself is likewise unable to form to perform as a party. They keep losing and then they publicize their loss as if their failure was a great success and their defeats were incredible victories. But you can't lose your way to the top. Can't lose your way to the you know, a conquering Roman council would ride in his triumph for the slave whispering in his ear, memento mori to keep him humble.
And the Democrats should have interns whispering in their ears, no. You're wrong. This is not actually a win, senator. They keep losing. And, normally, repeated failure brings with it humiliation.
But, you know, this is all part of their kink. The lefties rebel in them. They celebrate their impotence guided by the same consultants who pocketed $20,000,000 to explain to the donkeys that the way to win back normal men was to send them fat chicks as brand ambassadors and harangue them about the patriarchy and creative pronoun usage. Now, normally, if you make a mistake and lose, you take a moment and you regroup. You don't broadcast that you just lost and you don't broadcast like you're proud of it except this is what the Democrats do.
And what they're doing is mortifying to us because we're normal, but it's their new normal. Theater of the Fail, and their names are in top billing. So take a look at what the Democrats did in Texas. The party of Robin, sir Robin bravely ran away. Greg Abbott said he was gonna redistrict.
Then he started to do exactly what he promised to do and they turned their tails and they ran. And as they cowered under the massive shadow cast by JB Pritzker, they played it off as if they were defending the Alamo from the Mexicans, though the Democrats today would have surrendered to Santa Ana before he subjected them to the withering land acknowledgment. So instead of just being quiet, which was the smart play, this would have been the smart play, they decided to get up there and brag it up to eleven and then they looked ridiculous. It doesn't make sense to demand that your enemies come and take it but only if they can catch you before you get to Chicago. And, those Democrats, they channeled the wrong Crockett.
They should have been channeling Davy Crockett but they channeled Jasmine Crockett. And they thought that was awesome. They were all announcing, we're fighting for democracy. Just like the French claim to be resisting the Nazis from Vichy. High fives all over the place.
But outside of that bubble, the normal people looked at them like they've lost their mind. It was obvious they ran away because they were going to lose and this was just to slow down the losing moment. It was obvious how this was going to end and there would not even be a participation trophy. It's like being on a blackjack table And, when you're get when you're dealt a 16 and the dealer shows a king, normally, you would think they would have the dignity just to shut up. But, no, we were subjected to the spectacle of them barging in front of every available camera and hopping on every social media platform to brag about how they had retreated in the face of defeat.
Of defeat. Greg Abbott and Kenny Paxton being man and potent ones at that had they had were they they weren't having that. They were fully prepared to throw these doofuses in Brownsville if they didn't get their butts back to the lone star state to do their job. And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the brave braves of bravery folded like a house of damp cards and they're gonna be coming back with their tails ...
