On this episode we dive right into Women's History Month with stories about chickens stabbing people and a woman robbing a bank in a wheelchair! We have a story about catching covid from a used lung and the second gender reveal-related death in as many weeks. Some lady put her freshly, un-assed panties on her face and made a makeshift mask so she could grocery shop, and I realized it's ok to miss wastebasket shots. I also offer unsolicited grooming advice and come to terms with a term. You'll see what I mean. Plus all new weekly segments and audio drops...Roll a meldrick and have a moment!