Welcome to the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast—where news meets nonsense and Hump Day hits harder than a chupacabra on your deck! In today’s wild ride: 🛸 We dig into a declassified CIA document on remote viewing—yes, the government actually tried Jedi mind tricks.
🇷🇺 Then it's off to Russia, where a KGB doc claims aliens turned soldiers into stone. Medusa? E.T.? We’ve got thoughts.
🦌 A deer wanders into a YMCA in Kentucky, probably just looking for yoga and a protein shake.
⚰️ A man is laid to rest in a giant Snickers bar coffin—because you're not you when you're dead.
👹 And an alleged chupacabra creature crashes a woman's porch party, leaving us with more questions than answers. PLUS, our Hump Day Melodies return with two original Crankers hits:
🎵 “Can I Hold You Again” (emotional or illegal? You decide.)
🎵 “Like My Youth and My Money” — an anthem for the broke and the beautiful. This episode is packed with cryptids, candy, Cold War weirdness, and catchy tunes that’ll haunt your shower singing.
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