Alright, listen up, you weeping sacks of self-pity—The Dork Side is here to drag you out of your emotional dumpster fire. Yeah, life kicked you in the teeth? Good. Now you’ve got more room for snacks.
You think you’ve got problems? Unless you’re currently being hunted by a cartel for stealing their emotional support llama, sit down and shut up. Today, we’re showcasing people who turned their train wrecks into luxury cruise ships (that may or may not still be on fire, but hey—free buffet).
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