There's a lot of land available in Ohio and only one man has the perfect blend of football, real estate and Amazon distribution centre knowledge to know what to do with it... somehow it's Brad? We have no idea either.
We also cover the all week's news, as problematic as it is, and like most Patriots fans we try really hard to forget about N'Keal Harry, while like most 49ers fans, Colum is determined to talk about this WR3 'with upside'.
Just a few more weeks of the off-season to go. We're nearly there!