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What if Heaven had a strict guest list… and you’re not on it?
We dive back into the chaotic fever dream of the Book of Revelations - specifically Chapter 7 — where John of Patmos introduces one of the Bible’s weirdest and most misunderstood ideas: the 144,000 “chosen ones.”

You’ve probably heard of the Rapture.
You’ve probably been told Christianity is “open to everyone.”
Yeah… about that....

Catch up on our previous Book of Revelation episodes here:
Ep. 00 | Ep. 01 | Ep. 02 | Ep. 03 | Ep. 04  | Ep. 05  | Ep. 06  | 

This chapter reveals:

•  A limited-capacity Heaven (yes, really — 144,000 seats) 
•  God’s forehead-marking system for divine protection 
•  A bizarre mix of exclusive salvation + mass destruction
•  And the introduction of concepts that would later fuel rapture theology, end-times panic, and modern grifting

If you’ve ever wondered:

• What is the 144,000 in Revelation?
• Where did the Rapture idea come from?
• Is Heaven actually exclusive?
• Why is Revelation so unhinged?

…you’re in the right place!

----New here? Welcome! We’re Judas and Lexi — Aussie/Kiwi hosts of Satan Is My Superhero, a comedy podcast blending satire, research, original music, and aggressive skepticism. We take religious stories, conspiracy theories, and moral panics… and poke them until they fall apart.

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Unlike Heaven… we don’t cap it at 144,000.

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